Shaw: One of the things I left out of my file. I kind of enjoy this sort of thing.
Root: I’m so glad you said that. I do, too.

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

swashbucklery:

jsimmonss:

» Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. countdown to season 2 

12 Days - May + favorite moments

If I need a gun, I'll take one.

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

thewicked-eternity